The Stars, Look At How They Say Fuck You

Fuck Off

No please stay

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everythingfox:

This video made me really happy

princessnijireiki:

blazing-orchids:

catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

a very important holiday amongst my people

FIFTEEN YEARS BABY

ruinedchildhood:

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ink-the-shitposter:

ink-the-shitposter:

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

lotrlocked:

yasferatu-deactivated20220102:

tachola:

me leaving the house

emswift:

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

im-almost-british:

“One day I’ll get drunk and ask you all the questions I’m too afraid to know the answers too.”

— I hope you find this

If anyone was wondering he left me for his ex that he got pregnant, I share a birthday with the kid, he stole my favorite baby name, and I’m 99% sure he’s married to her now. Block whoever it is you’re thinking about 🤭

im-almost-british:

“One day I’ll get drunk and ask you all the questions I’m too afraid to know the answers too.”

— I hope you find this

anonymoustypewriter:

lawfulneurotic:

florideae:

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

if we’re dating it’s obligated

if we’re friends then it’s platonically obligated

crush me

Are you a rabbit

dragon-in-a-fez:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

outofcontextbonappetit:

unhallowedarts:

0kkvlt:

do-you-have-a-flag:

shorteruser:

thecosmicetcetera:

oliv-oil1:

brunhiddensmusings:

ratsofftoya:

t-nwo:

ratsofftoya:

ratsofftoya:

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

direct action

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK